Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Paying the Price


Yesterday morning I worked out for the first time since the Nigerian heiress started emailing me hot stock tips and natural herbal male enhancement offers.

Well, those little filaments of muscle have collaborated with their next door neighbors, the sensory neurons, and they are collectively exacting revenge.

Also, that six degrees of separation study that gets cited all the time has been debunked. Kevin Bacon declined to comment.

I might spend the rest of the day sighing "it's a small world" or trying to count to 7 billion (7,000,000,000!), the number of people I don't know and will never meet.




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