One of this blog's dirty little secrets is that the number one post ever in it's history was this post about unicorns linking to, in my mind, one of the worst web pages ever, Unicorns United. That link has been responsible for literally thousands of hits to this site. It seems that my frequent updating of content has served only to make that particular link more popular (gag). Well, today there is another post about unicorns, but it is more about how they died. It was a combination of obesity and diabetes (I'm calling that "obesietes") resulting from their constant consumption of rainbows. See figure 1 above for proof.
There you have it. They are all dead, and that's why.
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